Are you running for warden or president?

This is the same agenda I've set before my fellow prisoners...

Hugo of Arabia

Ensuring that America is secure, and not dependent on oil from people like Hugo Chavez or other parts of the Middle East which is, we know, could be destabilized under certain sets of circumstances.

I know because John McCain was there too

Dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time.

-- Then-mayor Sarah Palin on her religious beliefs

And you "lax" good grammar

Oversight has been lack.

I wish I was one of them

Many Americans are not paying taxes at all.

McCain's other divorce

It's easy for me to go to Washington, and frankly, be somewhat divorced from the day-to-day challenges people have.

National security, you say?

Well, you say you're sure she has the experience, but again, I'm just asking for an example, what experience does she have in the field of national security?

Energy. She knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States of America. She's a governor of a state where 20% of America's energy supply comes from there. And we all know that energy is a critical and vital national security issue. We've got to stop sending $700 billion of American money to countries that don't like us very much. She's very well versed on that issue. And, uh, she also happens to represent, be governor of a state that's right next to Russia. She understands Russia.